Thursday, January 6, 2011

Biggest Achievement of my LIFE!

Thats right, folks!


I somehow got onto a gaming console! YAY!





Anyway, that is NOT my biggest achievement.


This is -



No, it's not my slightly improved paint skills (shut up),

I FINISHED BIOSHOCK2!!!!!!!!!!

I faked a sicky today, got to stay home, and as soon as i woke up (for the second time, may i just say. Hey, work takes a lot out of me!), i ran to the PS3 and just PLAYED. For 3 hours. Non-stop.

AND I FINISHED!! ^_^ This deserves cake! Where is my congratulatory cake? You don't have it? Then go get me one!!

Anyway, i know what you're all wondering,

"What ending did she get? Did she harvest Delta or save him?!"

Well my children, the answer is - i killed Lamb. And i got to the surface, and harvested myself. So i got the sad ending where Eneanor lets you die and then sits with you and decides that she misses you.

I wanted the good ending with all of the adorable little sisters (Yeah, i'm a sucker for a cute little girl with demon eyes), but i ended up killing Stanley, Gil, and the 3 little sisters Stanley wanted. Stanley because....well....he's a douchebag. And DESERVED to die. And Gil cuz he WANTED to die, orriginally. I didn't want to kill Gil, but i did....i kinda regret it acctually. Juuuust a little.

Oh well, i guess...I CAN PLAY IT AGAIN!!! Or not...

Anyway, my opinion on the game?

9/10

The storyline is AMAZING, it's touching and makes you think. Because you have to make your own decisions whether to kill or save certain characters, it puts a real ethical point to the game as well, which i LOVE. The graphics are so good, i literally cried when i first played in on the PS3, it was THAT beautiful.

You get a lot of choice for weapons, such as a Rivet Gun, a Machine Gun, a Revolver, and my personal faveorite...

The Big Daddy Drill. ( which you can upgrade to the point where it is frozen and can freeze your enemies. TAKE THAT SPLICERS! BWAHAHA!)

The Rivet Gun is also quite a usefull weapon, for there's heaps of different ammo choices, all of which are quite affective.

Weapon-wise, the only things i DON'T like are how the drill runs out of fuel really easily, and it's hard to find more, so you better have heaps of money saved up when you get to the ammo vending machines, because you'll want to fill it up fully, and how the guns don't hold enough ammo (in my opinion).

The scatter the ammo ALL OVER the place, and you can't pick it up because you're already stocked up. So my suggestion is to save your money for drill fuel, and run on the ammo you find for as long as you can, or you'll just end up wasteing your money on the ammo you'll most probably find.

The plasmids, however, are another story.

EVE hypo in the game is LOW LOW LOW. And VERY hard to find most of the time.

The plasmids themselves are very good, but the fact that you run out of EVE so quickly really angers me. I'm a BIG fan of Swarm, Incinerate, and Freeze, but they take up lots of EVE very quickly. My least faveorite plasmid of them all (and it really shouldn't be, i know), is the 'Call Eleanor' plasmid. Yes, it's GREAT to have Eleanor to fight by your side, but it takes up all of your EVE, and if you've only got one left, you're going to have to do all of your fighting with only your weapons, which isn't really that fun now, is it? ;)

Now, i didn't really pay much attention to collecting ADAM with the little sisters, because of one simple reason-

SPLICERS

I have a VERY large hating for splicers, esspecially Houdini Splicers (dissapearing and re-appearing all the time! Make up your mind! > . < ), and when your Little Sister is collecting (or attempting to collect) ADAM, they swarm like mad! So i avoid at ALL costs collecting ADAM. Most of my ADAM came from when i rescued the Little Sisters, or while i was underwater (tip here: when you enter a flooded area of Rapture, look for the ADAM slugs. They are everywhere underwater). In all honesty however, this game was, in my opinion, the best game ever inveted. Even better than Black Ops. But then again, i'm no good at Back Ops.... > . <

My little gaming dream...


My dear friends, this is my little gaming dream....
This is the ALIENWARE M17X Gaming Notebook.
Note, i did not take this picture. I don't have one....yet.

Some information on this beautiful slice of electronic cake-

Processor: Intel Core i7-84OQM
Graphics Card: SLI Dual NVIDIA GeForce GTX 285M
RAM: 8GB RAM
Storage: 1,280GB
Screen: 17in (1, 920 x 1,200 resolution)
OS: Windows 7 Home Premium
Weight: 5.3kg
Dimensions: 405.89 x 321.31 x 53.59mm
Optical Drive: CD/DVD burner (No Blu-Ray > . <)
(all information from APC magazine January 2011 issue ^_^ )

Anyway, the only downside to this wet dream of mine (other than the fact it has no blu-ray) is the price.
I could buy 50 different consoles and still have money left over for the price of it.

I mean, who has $3,599 lying around the house when they're 16?! (yes folks, i know, that's A LOT of money for a slice of cake...even if it IS gormet cake)
I know i don't, and if i did, i'd probably be spending it right now.....

Anyway, so this is my dream. And this is NOT a reality at the moment. For funds are weak.
Feel free to donate to the "I want this NOW!!" fund for me! Even a dollar will help!

Jokes
I don't have the money to start up a fund. > . <

~

The continued dry spell.

Still havn't played anything.

I can't take this! I need to shoot something! I need to kill something! > . <
I hate it!!!

However, i'm now concidering investing in a Gaming PC. These are, unfortunatly, very very expensive though. And i shall have to do A LOT of saving....

Which i DON'T do...

Dilemaaaaaaaas! > . <

Either way, it will be the weekend soon, so i shall be able to play a little bit of bioshock hopefully!! Which is exiting!

But, it all depends on the rennovations (Yes, we're starting them up again), and if i go out or whatever.

At this stage....i don't know. :'(

Either way, i shall try and keep you all updated on my gaming statuses, now matter how boring or informationless they are... > . <

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I'm going to fucking Big Daddy drill your head in!

So. I'm fucking mad.
I'm angry and hell.
Don't you DARE come near me, or you'll be freaking blown to peices.

Why? You ask?

Because i recently spent $5.00 on buying Bioshock for my PC via STEAM, waited 2 days for it to load, then had to wait another 2 hours for it to update and for my Dad to make me an administrator so he wouldn't have to put in a password for me everytime i wanted to play, and then, guess what?

The game ends up being jumpy.

That's right folks, fucking jumpy.
Like.....something that jumps.

I havn't played ANY of my games in 3 days because i keep getting kicked off by my parents, and my sister.
The reasons are as follows:

1. PS3-The PS3 is currently set up in my parents cinema and media room. I do go in there, and if they're out, i get to use it, but otherwise it's a no-go-zone. It's my PARENTS TV, and my Dad thinks that the PS3 is all his, even though my Mum says it the family toy. I am currently playing 3 games on the PS3, and have not gotten any further in them AT ALL.

2. Wii-The only game i am playing at the moment on the Wii is 'House of the Dead: Overkill'. This game includes Zombies, harsh language, and horror undertones. My sister, an unfortunate victim of the illness 'Aspergers Syndrome' (similar to Autism, but more mood related then physically or mentally effected), which can cause her to see and hear things. Because of this, i can't play my Zombie game around her, because it will scare her and make her hear voices/see things. ;> . <

3. Nintendo DS* -My sister takes it to play her Naruto DS game. Since she lost hers. And i WOULD go play my Zombie game during this time, but no, she has to play it in the same room as me. Freaking b***h. > . <

3. PC-Only game i have is Bioshock, and i already told you this story... '-_-

FML.

Fuck it with something hard and sand papery.

I just want to play my games. That's all i want to do.
I wanna kill some zombies/splicers/whatevers, catch some Pokémon, and run around as a little sack person.

Please, gamers, if you're reading! Please try to help me with my Bioshock PC problem as soon as you can! I would SO appreciate it. xxxooo <3

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Aaron's Bedroom

It is large, and kinda messy. And the bed is in a veeeery strange spot. Right outside the door.
Which means that if you walk the wrong way, you'll stubb your toe on the corner of the bed while you try to get out of his room.
.......

Yes folks, thats right.
I did that. Shut up.

Anyway, so, Bioshock, Borderlands, Little Big Planet, New Blood, Overkill, SoulSilver. I need to finish THESE games BEFORE i go and buy any more, or i will have WAAAAY too many projects on the run at once, and i won't finish them all, or i'll be hogging the ps3, which i don't think my Dad will appreciate.... (> . <)

So, the current status on my games is as followed:

Bioshock2-Up to gathering the special plants for Gilbert, or "Alex the Great." I am currently regretteing spending all my ADAM on upgrading 'freeze', and not 'hypnotize', because he keeps throwing Big Daddies at me, and i'd really LOVE their friendship right at the moment. > . <

Borderlands-Just killed 9-toes, and am looking for bonehead. Acctually, scrap that, i'm attempting to kill bonehead. Proving to be quite difficult.

Little Big Planet-Up to level 'Get a Grip' by myself, however, my sister has been playing it while i've been out, so...she may have gotten it further. Will update soon.

New Blood-Still on first episode. Thanks sis. Hog the Wii much! :P

House of the Dead: Overkill-Okay, so i'm still kinda at the start, but here's the thing with this game. I can't decide if it's amazingly good, or just tacky. It's basically, in my opinion, Pulp Fiction with Zombies. Now i, personally, LOVE anything by Quintin Tarantino, but i'm wandering if this game is just taking it TOO far and it's just distastefull, or amazingly awesome because of it's likeness to a QT movie. I have yet to decide.

Pokémon: SoulSilver-First of all, i want to say a great biiiiiiiiiig thank you too cupcake, who i love with all of my heart for giving me this game. A big kiss to you Cupcake xx.
Anyway, so i've got 3 badges so far, but i'm attempting to raise my party so that it's more powerfull before my next battle. And i still have to figure out where my next badge battle is... > . <
But i'm getting there!!!

So, as you can see, i am a very lazy girl, with a lot of time on her hands. Shut up.
So far, out of all of these games, i think the game i'm in love with most at the moment is either Pokémon: SoulSilver or Bioshock2. I would say Borderlands, but because of the current stitch i'm in, i can't say that ;-_-

Anyway, i must be off, so i can go and harvest some ADAM.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

My Invisible Sex Life

The title.

Please try your best to ignore it. For it has nothing to do with that.
Of course, it DOES make lots of sence, since i don't acctually have a sex life yet....

yet.

What? I'm not a whore! Who said that you silly goose?!

Anyway, i found out the many pleasures one finds in playing shooters just recently.
For christmas, i somehow, thankfully, obtained Bioshock2 from my parents, and Borderlands from Cupcake.

~A short introduction to Cupcake~
Cupcake is unquestionably the most awesome and amazing guy i have ever met.
I love him to his absolute death and destruction, and have Mr. Dissapear to thank for introducing me to this sweet, totally delectiable chunk of dessert.


So i have gone from a raging teenager, to a violent teenager, to a happy, and relatively calm while in public, young woman. ^_^

In other news, i just returned from my first drive.
I got my L's for christmas, and have now gone around our home course about....50 times.
I'm doing quite well if i do say so myself.

I shall try to update more, but i don't know if there are very many people reading this so....i shall just do what i like.

If you are reading though....please tell me?
I would really love a boost of confidence.

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Rennovations

"Toto, i don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

My house. Is no longer what it used to be.
Yes folks, it is true, my house is being rennovated!
Well, techinically speaking, it's not MY house as such, it's more my parent's...But i still live here!

Anyway, over the past....month or so, we have done the following:

.Brought up the old floor (which were these ghastly tiles in the most disgusting colour!) and put down a new one (now bamboo floating floorboards. Very nice...but easily scratched!)

.Knocked down two walls, and put up one.

.Purchaced over 20 tins of paint, half of which we decided not to use

.And have made 3 angry, and quite violent, phonecalls to different tradesmen

What have i learned from this experience?
Don't expect to sleep during rennovations,
Always wear shoes in the house (i now have a colony of bruises and cuts on my feet and legs, thanks to stubbing my toes on different sharp items around the house),
Paint is NOT reliable,
and to not trust Tradies.

Fortunatly, this is the last day of our rennovations until Febuary next year, so i am quite happy. Our house will be relatively presentable for Christmas this year, and should be all good for the new year as well!

But for now, i must go....for i have 5 more hours of pokémon to play before i hit the 20hr mark!

To infinity, and BEYOND!!

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